The perfect gift for your favorite teacher!

http://www.theadvertiser.com/article/20130122/NEWS01/130122018/Bulletproof-white-boards-act-shields

‘In direct response to the deadly school shooting in Newtown, Conn., a Maryland armor manufacturer has developed a handheld white board for classrooms that can stop a bullet from a handgun fired at point-blank range.’

That’s right, a bullet proof chalk board!

According to George Tunis, CEO and chairman of Pocomoke City-based Hardwire, the 18-by-20-inch, 3.75-pound white boards are meant to slip unobtrusively into the classroom as a teaching tool while being large enough to cover the head and torso. Each has three rubberized handles on the back, handy for a teacher to carry. In an emergency, the user can slip a forearm inside the handles, and it becomes a shield.

Imagine the possibilities, the bright side of murdered students translates to fabulous new market opportunities!

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